My childhood was all a lie!
(via thats-so-meme)
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
(Source: gaptaincanada, via nipplest)
they call her catwoman, but can she lick her own ass? can she spit out furballs? does her bum lift up when you stroke it? possibly.
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(Source: vintagesouls-, via nipplest)
I was masturbating and suddenly remembered that the afro circus song is a thing that exists and I almost lost the will to continue
almost
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